Saturday, March 29, 2008

Driving Techniques- True Chicago Style

Any True Chicagoan knows that the best way to reach your destination fast, when running late, is to roll up into the right lane, pretend to turn and when the light changes, proceed to cut off all those stuck in traffic. The Chicago Pick and Roll.
Another technique: When driving through residential streets it is best to speed up, tap the brakes at the stop sign, and then roll right through. When navigating residential streets with speed bumps, it is best continue driving at top speed,and swerve to the right or left of the speed bump, where it is at it's lowest elevation, this way you can avoid damage to your car on your way toward your destination.
Lastly: A True Chicagoan knows that when the epressway is jammed it is best to take any street that does not follow the famous Chicago grid. Milwaukee Avenue, Elston Ave., and Nortwest Highway will get you to where you need to be in no time.

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